Colombian Brush Fire

An extremely special act of love which can only be performed several times per year.

Combining the dark arts of arson and coitus this act requires trust, love, and an irresistible urge to light things on fire. The two (or more) participants, with fully grown out pubic hair and using small handheld lighters, ignite the bushy pubes of their partner. As soon as the pubes are aflame the two (or more) participants proceed to frantically engage in dry humping in order to passionately smother the flames.

Use of perfume as an accelerant is not recommend.

Do not attempt to repeat a Colombian Brush Fire before pubic hair has grown to an all over length of at least one inch.

Hey Jenny clean your room it smells like two Koreans had a Colombian Brush Fire in here!

by Anniefrank March 19, 2015

Trial By Fire

Trial By error but the errors are worst.
-Trash Taste Podcast Bois

Garnt just ate sh*t on the road because he fell off a bicycle but hey, its trial by fire

by Idiot that is an idiot May 23, 2021

Holy shit what is this kill it with fucking fire

When you see something on the internet thats made by satan its self

Holy shit what is this kill it with fucking fire she has duper big dicks on her nipples that are shitting and licking her

by Trevor136_kill_me_rn November 22, 2018

Friendly fire

The way the americans think that they can shoot whoever the hell they want and then just turn around and say it doesnt matterits friendly fire it doesnt hurt. Stupid americans

dumbass americans

by billy besler May 7, 2003

Penis on fire

When a girl goes to give you a blowjob and she asks you for a cigarrete or tries to light one whilst down in your penis area and it maanages to light up your pubes and penis so that your penis becomes on fire

Jake : OMG dont tell anyone but abbie was giving it to me and took a fag and set fire to my pubes and gave me a penis on fire

Adam : haha, u infertile loser

by dani314 October 30, 2008

Kingsville Volunteer Fire Company

The Best Volunteer Fire Company that has ever existed. With the best firefighters. Kingsville Volunteers really know how to have a good party and can bring in the ladies

OMG! That guys from Kingsville Volunteer Fire Company is really cute and showed me a real good time.

by .Mr. Anon. August 12, 2009

Texas Fire Hose

During Oral Sex you ejaculate so hard Jizz shoots out her nose which results in a splatter of semen to your own face.

last night Amy screwed me i got Texas Fire Hosed because she can't keep it down

by Pin Head Larry May 6, 2011