Douche Flops

The act of someone wearing socks with their adidas,nike,under armor, or jordan brand flip flops. It doesn't matter if the socks are midcalfs or not, its still douchey as hell. And theres no excuse for "its comfortable". Flip flops are ment to be worn without socks!

-"Look at that kid wearing those Douche Flops!"
- Wow what a douche, hes even wearing knee socks!"

by starwarsmaster69 November 22, 2011

douche fuck

a douchebag/dumbfuck combo rolled into one package.

Person 1: "Drew ate the whole pizza, he didn't leave any for us."
Person 2: "What a douche fuck!"

by crazyblond94913 October 21, 2010

douche-ass

a conjunction of douche bag and dumb ass, used when your so mad you cant chose which one to use.

"that guy is such a douche-ass!" "president bush was a douche-ass!"

by pyro - rei December 27, 2008

king douche

A king douche is the leader of a scrappy group of friends. The king douche always is in a scrapping mood and tends to fight smaller weaker kids. King douches name usualley starts with an E. The king douche is always a redskins fan.

JT- yo stan whos that?

Stan- oh thats ethan, he's king douche
Ethan- yeah mofos

by KingD93 February 11, 2013

brain douche

A mental palate cleanser, something to clear your mind after seeing something disturbing or simply having a bad day. see also, mindbleach, unicorn chaser.

Ugh, I've had a horrible day cleaning up roadkill. I need a brain douche.

by Braindouche! December 8, 2010

douche tart

Someone who tries to act like a douche and fails.

That pussy is trying to act all bad-ass. What a douche tart.

by boh818 April 4, 2009

Fo-Douche

A name for some who is a foreign douchebag

I cant believe you are sick, stop being such a fo-douche and get better

Dude stop being such a fo-douche and hop that fence

by M Jordan February 3, 2008