Freds dad

Some nigga that steals people chins while they sleep

#LongChinTribe

I can’t wait for Freds Dad to drop his new album with that Nigga X

Damn that nigga Fred really left me with a wet chin this morning

by Teriyaki Bleach July 8, 2021

Dad

That one person that went to get milk but never came home.

Alright son I need to go to the store and get some milk be RIGHT back.The son”Ok Dad.

by Hithere65 September 24, 2019

DAD

the one who says he will get milk and never and never does who knows? maybe he got an Iphone and became rich or was doomed to mine bitcoin for the rest of his life who knows?

help my dad has been gone for 20 years please find him!

by why does this happen to me February 4, 2022

my fatass dad

my dad is so fat you could walk across him for 1000000 years and only get to the balls ass and shlong

my fatass dad

by taint washer May 23, 2023

dadding

Like regular parenting, but with more dick jokes, nerf guns, and pockets.

It's dadding time.

by GivenUp November 19, 2018

Scumbag Dad

Amazing YouTuber/tiktoker who makes skits

Creator of Mr. Skelly bones

“I’ve got a bullet for you!”
-scumbag dad

Person 1: Hey, do you watch scumbag dad?
Person 2: Yeah I do.
Scumbag dad: I’ve got a bullet for you!
Mr. skelly bones: doot doot, Mr Skelly bones.

by The Bigger Mama April 22, 2024

mississippi dad

The Dad to the girl of you dream. You don’t want to get on the wrong side of him cause he is a mean southern Dad with his shoutgun.

Tommy-Are you Kiersten’s Dad. Mississippi Dad-while yes and you better not hurt my daughter or I’ll hurt you.

by Fortnitegod12345 May 3, 2018