cock taser

Cock taser: Any person or object that abruptly ends a man's erection, as a taser would if it were applied during a moment of sexual excitement.

A lady turned me on on my way to work, but then I bumped into a co-worker, a real gargoyle and cock taser, so I lost all interest in sex, perhaps permanently.

by Mild7 October 14, 2019

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Cock Periscope

When you stick your penis out of the sunroof of a moving car.

Sometimes when I get bored my friends and I drive around and cock periscope everyone.

by jhix July 25, 2016

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Curve cock

When a penis has an unusual curvecurve to it, usually to the left or right!

Dang Winston is such a curve cock! His junk looks like captain hooks hand!

by Sexymandingo February 21, 2017

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Cock Clinic

The cock clinic is where you go when you have a dick appointment

How do Sarah where have you been likeeee
Oh I've just been to the cock clinic Delilah
Oh yeh get up there champ

by TypicalChav July 14, 2020

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A male (usually teenaged) who is pathologically shy about exposing his genitals to other males such as when stripping off in locker room and/or showering publically with other men at a public facility. Someone afflicted with cock shyness is often a mommy's boy with a low bodily self-esteem and poor social skills. These poor fellows will often change into their sports gear at home and leave after the game to shower elsewhere.

Fred: Jimmy's BO could take paint off a wall, doesn't he know how to shower?

Bill: The poor bugger's cock shy. Too afraid to visit the showers in the dorm.

by HarryFlashman June 15, 2013

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