a weiner that is thicker than it is long. Often times mistaken for a choad, this
little guy can destroy your snootch and make it look like you have had a million buns pop out of your clammer yammer. Don't
fuck with the corn beef weiner. Also it must have any type of pubic hair on it except for a crab infested blonde jungle, that negates the corn beef weiner. Preferably a 2 finger
landing strip.