asshole

you shit out of uit

"you're an asshole"
"ok"

by JohnBottles1982 August 13, 2022

Asshole

Where a donkey's shit comes from

Person 1. Ew did u see that?!
Person 2. See what?
Person 1. That donkey lifted its tail and I saw its asshole
Person 2. hehe. it's literally an "ass-hole"
Person 1. hehe it is

by Defi_nition August 31, 2022

Asshole

Another name for a Russian president who has a really long term.

Putin: I'm an asshole!

by amogus susi September 13, 2022

kombucha asshole

when an asshole smells so bad that it is legit fermenting up there.

Dude… he had that kombucha asshole.

by BreBre. September 15, 2022

Asshole Chiseling

When someone takes a dildo and a mallet and slowly taps the dildo into your asshole, like a sculptor chiseling a statue.

I love asshole chiseling, it feels so good.

by Wedgie_expert101 October 16, 2022

Pulpy Asshole

Cutting up a prolapsed asshole and then stuffed back into them and creampied. Thus creating a pulpy texture inside.

I wanna fuck your pulpy asshole

by ApolloBot April 25, 2022

Asshole

Place where shite comes from. Usually used in context where waiting at a red light in traffic and as soon as the light changes, before having time to lift foot off clutch, driver behind beeps horn to move ahead.

Or on a hot day, keeps talking about the heat.

Brick labour: *throwing up 1000 bricks 2 story lift. 500 to go. Listing and whistling to the tune “what do we want? Mud and bricks, when do we want’em? ..now!
Doll bludger: * walking past watching..
brick labour: gets down to last 20 bricks, misses one and smashes a window (yr 2001)..
Doll bludger: * shakes head
Brick labour: *notices doll bludger…
Brick labour: walks up * sweat pissing from every orifice, Pivots right 4 week hardened shoulder, (slave driver boss/ money hungry hoe) and breaks doll bludger in half.

Boss: young fella sure fucked that ass!!!
Buttheads: yea, and the doll bludger was twice his size! doll fks, “u might wana cross the street nxt time asshole.

by -dipshit May 3, 2022