BAR-ROBICS

BAR-ROBICS: (Bar-Ro-Biks)
:adjective
1: physical exercise that includes stretch, strength and cardiovascular activity performed at a bar (an establishment where alcoholic beverages are served). Can be performed sober or intoxicated.

"Ugh I really need to work out... I think I'm gonna go to BAR-ROBICS tonight"

by Lipstickland November 21, 2014

Blue bars

When Blizzard teases servers being up to the point of no return then fails to handle log ins.

"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.

3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."

by thejtown August 12, 2025

innocent bar stander

Person who works at a bar/pub that has to listen to peoples nonsense.

Jill didn't instigate anything she's just an innocent bar stander

by Drunk1 July 15, 2017

Love bars

when someone has protruding sides under his/her waist that you can grab onto, making them love bars

guy 1 : damn man you see that woman with the crazy huge love bars?

guy 2 : oh hell yeah i could give her the night of her life

by wyvs July 28, 2022

GESUS in a chocolate bar

Something crazy tied with something sweet

Dude 1: Bro look at that!
Dude 2: GESUS in a chocolate bar!

by Maggielovesass June 19, 2023

Snortin Bars

snortin a line cocaine.

Man me and the homies was snortin bars last night. We got messed Up Yo!

by Bo$$Bxtch! January 11, 2010

Ozark Swim-Up Bar

When two people who identify as male are having consensual sex with a person who identifies as female and one of the males leaves the woman freshly creampied in her vagina the other man comes up while she’s in the doggy position. And he creampies her asshole.

Holy shit you pulled an ozark swim-up bar with Darryl last night?

by MooseKnucklesDeep July 16, 2023