5 star restaurants

fancy eateries that charge a crapload of money for a small dish garnished with herbs, specially cut carrots, a tiny scoop of sauce to dip in, and shaved gold from a bar of gold

I eat at 5 star restaurants. I always order 10mg of caviar and get charged $100.00

by THORRR SMASHHH February 19, 2015

5 on a twenty

When you put 20 dollars plus 5 more dollars down on cocaine. The extra 5 dollars ensures all the others only putting 20 down will not get your share of da good stuff.

Man, I had to start puttin 5 on a twenty to keep other people from claimin my sh!t

by n00bdeveloper October 7, 2015

5 by 5

get cancer basically

i have a 5 by 5

by YAYOTAAAA November 16, 2016

5 Second Crush

When you're not initially attracted to a person, but then they do something that is attractive and you're attracted to them in the moment but then later on you don't feel the same way and you're not that attracted to them anymore.

girl: wow I didn't like him before but he's so cute!

1 hour later

girl: I feel nothing towards him. I guess it was just a 5 Second Crush

by 5 second crush March 14, 2016

5-card thud

When you are dealt a great hand in poker, and you feel your heart thud as a consequence, whereby you must keep calm to give a good poker face and play effectively thereafter.

Guy's thoughts: "Don't look suspicious. I hope nobody could tell that I just had a 5-card thud there."

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

1, 2, 5

the act in which a disgusting male or female inserts one finger, then two, and then a whole fist into the vaginal canal giving the woman a weird pleasure in her sleep because she was so drunk she didn't know what was occurring.

I can't walk today, I think someone gave me a 1, 2, 5 last night!

by American fisting association November 29, 2018

High-5, brainy

When you've pulled a "Captain Obvious", and you know it.

Perception is reality. High-5, brainy! (Add palm slap to forehead, upon delivery)

by Sherwalt won July 9, 2017