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Period 1 AP Calculus AB 

A term used to refer to the victims within the US public school system who have witnessed the level of BS approach positive infinity as their will to live approaches zero (there is a hole where their soul used to be before enrolling in the class).
Lui: Yo kale what class are you in
Kale: I have Period 1 AP Calculus AB
Lui: My condolences
Period 1 AP Calculus AB by _Pluh September 28, 2023

On a Scale of 1-Fail 

When a comment, idea or situation is so bad it requires a rating on a scale.

Because Scales and Fails are SRS BSNESS
"On a scale of 1-Fail, I'm feeling your idea is all fail"

"On a scale of 1-Fail Steve, your comments on late-term abortions are pointing towards fail"

"After telling my friends I had important work to be doing and couldn't come to some chicks b-day party at work, yet instead sat in my underwear sweating profusely until 3am pounding the ass of a giant dragon with an extremely low chance of dropping some sort of epic item for my elf alter-ego

At this point I Realised, On a Scale of 1-Fail.. My Life was all Fail"

"Steve: Oh god man, I sneezed so hard I think.. I think I shat my pants.

Dave: I'm not even bringing the scale in on this one, gtfo Steve, I Don't even know why we hang with you man"

Cane and 1 Nut 

When all odds are stacked against you and you go into whatever situation or altercation you are facing and you KILL IT.
Man, I went into that interview with a cane and 1 nut and walked out with a sick job.
Cane and 1 Nut by 232 Almond Drive November 21, 2016

4 second 1 shot 

Some lazy argument used by stupid Overwatch forums to accuse Doomfist for being an OP hero, but in fact he is not.
- Doomfist is a bad hero, his bugs are really such a pain.
- What? He has a 4 second 1 shot ability!!!!! He is so OP!!!!!!!!!!!
4 second 1 shot by Rufinian July 16, 2019

There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted 

should include the word being defined
Me: *tries posting "your facebook friend"
U.D: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted
Me: Why?
U.D: sentence should include the word being defined
Me: f

On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet? 

Its a sentence that will completely confuse anyone you say it to.
Me: On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

You: What?