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january 5, 2022

the day where people named jae have to ask their soulmate to marry them.
jae: it's january 5, 2022... wonpil do you wanna marry me?

wonpil: you're a loser
by eaj.piri January 4, 2022
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lexia core 5

A website that claims to teach kids “reading” but instead makes some kids rage in madness. There’s Lexia making kids rage because it won’t save their answers for some reason, but at least it gives you certificates for completing each level. The most special certificate is the one where are you completed the last level of Lexia Core5. Then you put it somewhere that's safe. later it crumbles a lot or a little bit so it’s basically a piece of trash now even though it’s a certificate. for you it might not be a piece of trash but for me, it’s basically a piece of trash. It’s also living hell and it doesn’t really teach you a lot about reading. it didn’t really teach me about reading but I did pass through most of the levels. “And yes, I use Lexia Core5 for some reason, don’t ask me why.”
Teacher: Time for Lexia!!!!!!
Student: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO PLEASE NOOOOOOOO
Student 2: *gets a 4x4, RPG, and a shotgun and shoots chromebook*
Also it’s telling me to include the word being defined so I’m gonna do it. lexia core 5 is a website that teaches reading but is actually living hell
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September 5

September 5 is the day when you send nudes to your male friends:)
It’s september 5, you have to send a nude to me;)
by Jack and John September 5, 2022
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Brian 5-E

Brian 5-E got a 0, AGAIN.
by TypeShitEnthusiast May 26, 2021
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December 5

December 5th is the day the best person in the world was born. On December 5, the world felt immense ease and joy. This day belongs to the sweetest, most caring, funniest, and considerate best friend anyone could ever begin to ask for.
“Today is December 5th!”
“Really? That’s Luiz’s, the best person to ever exist, birthday! Happy birthday Luiz! ^_^”
by keehoboo November 23, 2024
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5 February

On February 5th .people who’s name starts with H have to makeout alot with people who’s name starts with K . Oh and also if the person who’s name start with K and he/she has a second name you have to f*ck with them ;)
K:Wait ur name start with H ?
H: yeah wait does urs start with K?

K: yeaaah!! Its 5 February aswell Lets makeoutt!! I have a second name aswell btw;)))
H: oh;)
by Hlover13 February 4, 2022
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AM 5 neveste

very sexy guy who has the biggest dick in the world and has the most handsome hair and he loves mari
am 5 neveste
by mamaa January 24, 2021
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