Zoo Job

When a giraffe licks your anus while a monkey nibbles on your nipples gently.

Bill got caught getting a zoo job and now can’t even watch animal planet.

by Patriots061 January 6, 2022

Zoo-OP!

Pronounced "Zoooooooooo-OP!" Interjection. A nonsensical, random word used to express vague hyperness or happiness or to defuse tense situations.

You (with a major sugar rush) "Zooooooo-OP!"

School Principal: "Your performance in school is bad, blah blah blah, suspension, blah blah blah mumble."

You: "Zooo-OP!"

Zoo-OP!

by Zozo the Cat February 2, 2010

zoo banked

fucked up; high as fuck

nigga you zoo banked

yo me an my niggas finnin get zoo banked.

by da weed man August 13, 2011

German Zoo

A persons ass hole that has been filled with numerous small creatures and the creatures have then crawled up the intestines and into various organs in the body before being thrown up all over the floor for spectators to view and feed

I went to a German Zoo show today. I fed a digested hamster

by sadisticsamurai September 15, 2009

zoo ass

sweaty ass

I smell zoo ass, you must have been cleaning the house all day.

by Rocko1 December 26, 2009

Zoo Monkey

(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."

by moley26 July 27, 2009

zoo cougar

a formerly attractive wife who now lives off her ex husband. much like the caged big cats at the zoo who merely pace back and forth in their cages, unable to hunt or fend for themselves in the wild and live off of meat thrown in the cage; generally fat and lazy

"she was hot back when she was married but now she's just a zoo cougar"

by plstxmd March 10, 2009