Person 1: Bro I lost my Airpods all the way in Concord High school *shows map of where it is*
Person 2: Are your Airpods in your bag?
Person 1: Bro your stupid please don’t tell me you pulled a Zion moment
Person 2: Are your Airpods in your bag?
Person 1: Bro your stupid please don’t tell me you pulled a Zion moment
by Zion Moment January 19, 2022
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A livly person who sometimes falls asleep in class. His Teachers make him do stuff for them, and he secretly attacks his brother. He once shot himself with a BB gun, and is scared for life.
A livly person who sometimes falls asleep in class. His Teachers make him do stuff for them, and he secretly attacks his brother. He once shot himself with a BB gun, and is scared for life.
by Bob George January 12, 2005
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A “Ziontologist” is the Jewish equivalent of a Scientologist and characterizes those individuals who use their phony religious status to manufacture news and distort facts by manipulating language through the practice of Jewry and Kabbalah. “Ziontology” embodies everything that is bad about Judaism.
Sarah Silverman isn't a religious Jew; she's an arrogant Ziontologist who uses her Jewish status and network to troll non-jews for her own sick amusement, where do you think she gets all her comedic material?
by starlessgolightly March 21, 2019
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by yeah suck my bird baby October 22, 2019
Get the Zion Lacroix mug.Zion is simply amazing... he is one of the most gorgeous, beautiful, and gifted human being ever. Girls fall for him left and right, just hoping that he could glance at them. The thing is though Zion’s have problems with choosing the girls because there are just so many for him to choose from. Also Zion’s are notorious for their work in bed... or in the back seat of a car whichever you prefer. The great thing about Zion’s is that they aren’t to small and aren’t to big and perfect 6 inches is what has been told. Find yourself a Zion they aren’t easy to come by.
by Judah James November 16, 2017
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by abitlate July 30, 2018
Get the Zion mug.A Christian school, with the biggest Wacko principal ever, he thinks that Obama will bring the end of the world on all of us.
The guys almost all think they can play guitar, including the principal. They can only play 3 Chords.
The Girls all try to act christian and are a bunch of airheads, except for a few in the high school.
Curriculum is partial and leans towards the "OMG WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! ONE" Party of America.
There are however a few people that do have common sense and go there because their parents make them go there.
The guys almost all think they can play guitar, including the principal. They can only play 3 Chords.
The Girls all try to act christian and are a bunch of airheads, except for a few in the high school.
Curriculum is partial and leans towards the "OMG WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! ONE" Party of America.
There are however a few people that do have common sense and go there because their parents make them go there.
Zions hill Baptist School is the worst school ever.
That guy goes to Zions Hill Baptist School he's hopeless.
That guy goes to Zions Hill Baptist School he's hopeless.
by Raypture May 21, 2009
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