ZEELAND

A SMALL TOWN (NEARBY HOLLAND) WHERE NOTHING EVER HAPPENS EXCEPT FOR GETTING HARASSED FOR NOT BEING WHITE ENOUGH. ALSO KNOWN AS "CHURCH-TOWN"

I HATE TRAVELING THRU ZZEELAND TO GET TO GRAND RAPIDS

by COLORBLIND October 18, 2008

New Plymouth, New Zealand

Small city where noone indicates while driving. Full of teens who do laps around the 3 blocks that is town, 2-something men who like 14-yo girls.
High crime rate due to many thickos who breed when they should really hide in a corner and hope noone ever sees their uggo face.

"New Plymouth, New Zealand is a small town in Taranaki"
"I live in NP, Taradise, NEW ZEALAND!"
"I have screwed most of the guys in New Plymouth, New Zealand"

by NZGirl December 21, 2009

New Zealand

Better than Australia. That's all you need to know, nah but really though, one of the most beautiful countries you will ever encounter. The nicest and most laid back people ever, who can actually take a joke and not get butthurt like the Aussies.

Example 1.
English men: Ever met a kiwi before?
Aussie: Fuck yeah, best cunts you'll ever meet.

Example 2.

Aussie: Fucken sheep shagger
Kiwi: Fucken aye, where do you think all your lamb comes from?

Aussie: .......
Kiwi: Straight from New Zealand, think about that when the gravy is running down your chin.

by Justakiwiinaus November 13, 2016

Zellner

1.A griff with slicked back hair and side burns.

2.A kid who talks just for the sake of hearing him/herself talk.

3.A person who talks about someone behind thier back the second they leave the room.

1. Hey, I got sideburns.

2. "Okay...either A. fill in the blank, B. fill in the blank, or C. fill in the blank!!"

3. "psst...psstt...lets whisper about that person before they get back..."

by Booty April 5, 2004

zellner

blurting out an either offensive, racist, or just completely random word or phrase at the most opportune time to make someone feel uncomfortable, and others laugh hysterically.

everyone becomes quiet at a table of 8...
joe: JEW CANOE!!!!!!
tony: man, you are such a zellner sometimes.. but youve got me laughing like crazy

by Phi Alpha Baller September 1, 2009

New Zealand Whoopie Cushion

When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.

I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The New Zealand Whoopie Cushion strikes again.

by Flynny500 June 2, 2011

Zenan

To consistently, hopelessly and epically fail at something.

John: OMG wheres my wallet?!
Throws bag and stuff on the ground, while stressing over the complication of life and all its problems.
John: Great, i just did a zenan.

John: Hey Smith im outside number 82 where are u?
Smith: Its 28 u idiot!
John: Oh crap, i just did a zenan.

by NoMaNanez February 20, 2009