the-zebraking

A King hailing from the nation of ColorBlind World. Viewed often as an Guardian or Big Brother of unconditional Love and Support.

Leader of a herd of all walks of Life.
Random, Wise, Human, Spiritual but delicate enough to remain non religious.

One who strives to be unbiased and Lead by example. An active mirror of the people.

His people are known as Zebras and some may even be greater than the king himself.

"Lori held Daniel in high regard. He was 'The-ZebraKing'in her Life. There when she needed to see herself and things clearly."

by B14CK N m!ld October 16, 2017

runaway zebra

A person who has runaway in the middle of night in their pj's

Bridie; what is that person wearing?
Hayley ; Oh my god look she a runaway zebra

by RUNAWAY ZEBRA May 7, 2018

Zesty Zebras

A team from the Roblox game Total Drama Roblox.

‘NO IM ON THE ZESTY ZEBRAS 😭’

by Poopypoopee August 8, 2023

giraffes and zebras

the act of getting your cock sucked in a public setting. originating from the co dependent relationship of the giraffe and zebra in their natural habitat. the zebras and giraffes stay together because the zebras alert the giraffes of snakes and the giraffes alerts the zebras of lions.

tom- hey Brittany lets play giraffes and zebras, ill look out for the lions while you suck my snake.

by rawdogkilla November 6, 2013

Painting the Zebra

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.

Did you see the latest issue of Maxim? I was totally painting the zebra to it.

by dirtyofthesouth September 1, 2018

ZD (zebra dick)

a zebra dick is a dick that has been so chafed by extreme gay sex that it takes on a striped appearance, often accompanied by pustulant leakage and/or open sores.

Rob was so turned on by teh gay porn that he had he gave himself a nasty case of zebra dick.

by masterchain September 5, 2004

zebra butt

when a white person shits on a toilet seat and sits down thinking it got in the actual toilet, when in fact shit is smeared all over their ass.

Jerry:dude! I just had the nastiest zebra butt ever yesterday!
Tom:get the fuck out of my face you nasty ass bitch

by regulartree May 12, 2014