A lonely lonely 12 year old who is in love with his best friend Kayla. He is unhappy. Dumb. Unattractive to all, except the flies. He has a very small penis. And is a virgin.
by ZACHSBFF4EVA July 1, 2011
Get the Zachmug. Zach, a really nice guy that loves to eat pizza is very stubborn and he is very handsome. He has a really nice haircut and he likes to text girls. Zach also never gives up
My son zach
by Zach Hallett November 21, 2016
Get the Zachmug. 1 a skater
2 a bitch
3 sociopath
4 me
5 gay surfer
6 pulls up his pants past his waist and dances like a faggot
2 a bitch
3 sociopath
4 me
5 gay surfer
6 pulls up his pants past his waist and dances like a faggot
male: did u see zach today!!!!
female: yea he pulled up his pants at the park today
male: i no thats not hot
female: yea he pulled up his pants at the park today
male: i no thats not hot
by mooning fat men May 23, 2010
Get the zachmug. by zharl September 11, 2010
Get the Zachmug. It is not actually the same name as zack.
The ch in this version of the name must actually be pronounced like the ch at the end of hatch.
Therefore anyone spelling their name Zach instead of Zack should actually be called Za-chh.
The ch in this version of the name must actually be pronounced like the ch at the end of hatch.
Therefore anyone spelling their name Zach instead of Zack should actually be called Za-chh.
by MonkeyClown October 3, 2007
Get the zachmug. by IHateZach June 12, 2018
Get the Zachmug. A sweet,lovable guy you will fall for the first time you see him. He is cute,and all the girls are after him. He usually goes for abbie's,or tall brunettes. He is the kind of guy that will play with your hair hold your hand and not be afraid to kiss you in front of his friends. If you get a zach hold on to him.
by oklolpoklolpoklolpoklolp November 17, 2017
Get the zachmug.