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Reality Show Writer

(n) An easy way out of explaining unemployment or a euphemism for being unemployed.
Jill: So what exactly do you do for a living?
Michael: I'm a Reality Show Writer.
Jill: Wow, that sounds very interesting.
Michael: Well, it's actually quite boring, if you must know.
by kishmich April 27, 2010
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Urban Dictionary Writer

A person who writes definitions, just like the one you're currently reading.
Urban Dictionary Writer's such as myself do this for fun!
by Sai-Chan June 24, 2021
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witter

short for "with her"

also see wittim
by Claus May 22, 2006
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Ghost Writer

A person who will set up accounts on various websites, but will not post real pictures of his or herself. This type of person also pops up on your instant messaging clients. When asked for a picture, the person will give excuses about broken cameras or using another computer with no pictures. There are a host of lies that these people will give. Most of the time, they are looking to set you up for some unknown motive. Remember, there is a reason why they are trying to remain anonymous.

A person who finds you on various websites and attempt to hook up with you or get to know you outside of the cyberlife; however, they don't have a face (they can NOT provide pictures of how they look). Therefore, it's just a ghost writing you messages.
Internet Guy: What's up baby? You are gorgeous!! One fine lady!

Me: Thanks...I guess..but umm..where are your pictures?

Internet Guy: Umm..My camera on my phone isn't working. My screen is broken. My phone is touch screen so I can't see if the camera is working.

Me: How is that possible?...On this website it shows that you are logged on from your phone...but you just said that your screen is broken and you can't see anything. How are you talking to me with a broken screen?

Internet Guy: Umm..well.

Me: Never mind. It's a reason why you want to remain unknown. I don't have time to talk to Ghost Writers. Have a great day!
by RavenCherokee May 29, 2010
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Ghost writer

Someone who gives a better handjob than you could ever give yourself- someone better with your pen than you are.
"Hows your biography coming along, Dave?"
"To be honest I can't get any words down, Cynthia is just too good of a ghost writer".
by Biggish Shoe October 20, 2010
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A very unfunny movie that only middle aged women laugh at, especially moms.
Don't mind the noise in the background. That's not actually a chicken being strangled. It's just my mom laughing at some R-Rated Comedy Written by a Woman.
by you're dumb lol November 16, 2022
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writer's center monster

the pretend monster living in the abington height's high school's writer's center. it enjoys feasting on google internet searches and gets sick if the student attempts to search for porn. When it is closed, it indicates that the monster has escaped and will not reopen until it returns.
The Writer's Center is closed all day. The Writer's Center Monster must have escaped again!
by i love the WC October 29, 2007
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