If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me

An idiom most often used in the Southern parts of the United States. Often heard when older men or women are searching in a general area, looking for a misplaced object. They search for a good while, only to find that the object was a few feet from them all the time. They pick it up, brush it off, grin and say:

"If it were a snake, it would have bit me."

This is because in the rural South snakes are a part of life. Everyone has at least one story about the time they were surprised by a rattler or a cottonmouth.

Guy 1: Where are my keys?
Guy 2: They are right in front of you on that table.
Guy 1: If it were a snake, it would have bit me.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ January 29, 2010

would you like to sign my petition

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.

hi there would you like to sign my petition?

by mycockiscutinhalf January 23, 2021

would you let me fuck you

What a guy asks you when hes horny

Mathew: "Would you let me fuck you?"
Emily: "Your the last person I wanted to give my virginity to."

by BigCocklover333 October 14, 2020

I would lick her poo

A self degrading statement to emphasise the lengths you would go to be with the woman in focus.

Person 1 - "phwoar look at her!"

Person 2 - "I would lick her poo !"

by James Woods January 29, 2008

Would you like some fries with that shake?

This would be used in a situation where an individual with a good behind is walking in front of you, "shaking" their ass. By asking if they want fries with that, you're asking if they want to have intercourse, where the fry is meant to simbolize a dick.

Vicky: Alright, I'll see you later John.
Vicky turns around and starts walking away.
John: Would you like some fries with that shake?

by Saturn1130 March 16, 2016

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

For that chocolate-coated ice cream
Loaded big and thick, no room for a stick

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 27, 2021

would you like to go out for coffee?

Usually a pre-requisite to dating. More of the act of going out to a cafe or coffee shop to socialize, rather than specifically going for coffee. Often other beverages are ordered.

Would you like to go out for coffee?

Sure I'd love to!

OMG I'm going out for coffee tonight with this cute guy in my class!

by LosTFaN 4 8 15 May 23, 2009