Women on top 

An awesome sex position, where the women sits on the man riding the guy to ecstacy. the women moves up and down with legs folded or stretching. The guy holds the women's hips and gets to check her out completely while squeezing her boobs and and jiggling with them.

Hey babe, wanna try women on top?

Women on top by psych123 December 7, 2011

Women's Studies 

Largely a load of superficial misandrist nonsense, dealing out platitudinous drivel about the obvious and obviously false. Taken seriously at Berkeley, but dismissed at decent universities.

'Hey dad, i'm thinking about taking women's studies at university next year.'

'What happened to philosophy, politics and economics, son?'

'Yeah right!...who wants to know about dead white men?!'

'i'll see you at the drive-thru.'

Women's Studies by Max Biggins August 3, 2012

women everywhere 

Under 30: Most have their youthful babe appeal. If they're at all good looking, they generally expect men to fall all over them, buy them things and treat them like queens AND STILL PUT UP WITH THEIR BITCHY OUTSPOKEN ATTITUDES! If you marry one and she wants a kid and you don't, you’re gonna be a father anyway. She'll put her wants first and get pregnant anyway.

Over 30 into 40's: They're still on an ego trip and many now are divorced and seek a guy to support her and her kids. If love is one of her priorities, it ain't nowhere near the top of the list. Some women in this age group have already started to let themselves go. They still believe men owe them financial security.

Over forty: Still ego driven they're less selective about a guy's physical appearance, but still have financial security as top priority. This is when many start going to seed, but still believe they're entitled to a 'dancing with the stars' type guy. They're willing to marry up financially, but not down.

Over 50: Many more have gone to seed (porked out) and age is taking its toll. Their sex drive is diminishing. The sun worshipers now look like they're over 70 if they can't afford a face lift. They've assumed the attitude of: 'If he loves me, he'll take me they way I am'. Problem is that the men that will take her as she is, she doesn't want. Most have grown kids, but many have still not severed the umbilical cord because their kids are their security. You may as well have a women with kids still at home.

Over 60: Very very few have their sexual appeal left and having gone thru menopause, their sex drive is diminished substantially (despite what you read and people claim), impulsive spontaneous sex is a thing of the past. Most are now very psychologically protective of themselves and not the fun women they were decades ago. (why many men go for younger women) Yet they still carry the emotional baggage they've had for most of their life.

GUYS: TEST DRIVE BUT NEVER BUY!!!!! YOU DON'T NEED A WIFE!!!

I damn tired of women everywhere with the same shitty attitude, they reek of a sense of entitlement.

women everywhere by Big Ed Moustapha October 9, 2011

women's basketball 

Lesbian porn, but with more lesbians and less sex.

"Hey man wanna go to a women's basketball game tonight?"

"Yeah I love watching lesbians play with balls."

women's basketball by Hannahhanna23 August 28, 2013

Women Sports 

OK, Now that the all the females are here... Go make me a sandwich and wash my dishes!

Karen: Can we watch the WNBA finals?

Boswell: Shut the fuck up Karen go make me a sandwich!!
( women sports )

Women Sports by Fuck eh May 11, 2020

Women Logic 

The un-logical decision, that eaither is a contridiction to the original decision or dosent make sense.

Women Logic

Wax eye-brows... Draw them back on.

Get a masters in philosophy, try to get a job in computer science.

Women Logic by bubusbus December 29, 2011

Women Be Shoppin' 

Humans, of the female sex persuasion, are generally inclined to engage in the act of commerce. To that end, women do tend to engage in retail commercial transactions for receipt of items in exchange for currency. Likewise, it is a fact that females in all age brackets thoroughly enjoy the commerce related activities.

Whilst cruising the local retail centre, and upon observing several female patrons huddled together handling multiple containers of newly-purchased items, a young man glances at his cohort and says simply: "Women be shoppin'!"

Women Be Shoppin' by Rion & The Fond (c/o Swell) August 11, 2010