willow

lesbian.

does willow have a gf?
no.

by your willy's rubbish August 2, 2021

Willow

A « Willow » is a wonderful, intelligent, lovely, creative, witty, adorkable, cute, loyal, shy, clever, brave, ambitious, cunning, geeky, determined and interesting girl who everyone wants to team up with for a school project. A « Willow » is a loyal friend that will always have your back even when you are in very bad situations. Willows are super smart and real computer geeks. Willows are clever, witty and have a nice sense of humor that will put a smile on your face. But Willows aren’t just extremely smart and witty, they also have flaws. A Willow is a girl who has a very questionable sense of fashion, is not popular and has people that make fun of her at school. Anyway, if someone calls you a « Willow » and this person hates you, it’s most likely to call you a stupid nerd with no sense of fashion and no friends. However, if this person likes or loves you, it’s most likely to compliment you on your witty humor and undying loyalty towards your friends.

1-« This girl is sooo smart, witty and funny, she’s so awesome, she’s definitely a Willow! »
2-« Ew, don’t you just hate her? This stupid chick is ugly and a freaking geek. Let’s bully her. »

by HarryPotterBuffy January 26, 2022

Mushy Willow

A penis after sex that is no longer hard.

After I came, I just kept jamming my mushy willow inside of her.

by Jemes21 July 25, 2012

Wind in the Willows

The act of farting into anothers pubic hair during sex.

Oil Rig Worker: My wife asked me to fart in her pubes last night.

Oil Rig Worker #2: Wind in the Willows Pendejo.

*High five*

by LichKingBravo January 26, 2011

Stripping the Willow

When one rips ones testicles off with a split wooden spoon

Oh my god, George just lost it and tried stripping the willow, call an ambulance

by jimbob USM April 28, 2017

Willow

Willow is Sarah Palin's ex boyfriend's daughter's best friend's cousin. She is the most amazing person in the world. Willow tells the funniest jokes in the world, even though they're not always that funny. She also writes HILARIOUS comics. They're mostly about her friend Ivan. If you ever meet a Willow, don't let her leave your side. ASK HER OUT. If you don't, you'll live the rest of your life without the best girlfriend ever. She is also great in bed. But don't get her angry, because when she's angry she might stab you with a spoon. She is also really strong, and is capable of pushing open heavy doors. Sometimes.

I wish someone could open this door.

HEEYAH!!!

Thank you Willow!!

by Lalalayouknowit October 1, 2011

Willow

Willow

Willow is a sex machine, she knows how to pleasure any man if you know what I mean, Willow is innocent in the streets but a freak in the sheets.

by Chickentenders448 October 15, 2017