Wirtzy

Wirtz-y {werts-ee} noun, adjective, -ier, -iest

-noun

1. The dark, mischievious and festive alter ego of Aaron Wirtz.
2. One who needs medication.

-adjective

1. Utter lack of self control.
3. Heated, misguided temper and obstreperous vocal abilities
2. Despicable.

—Synonyms 1. ADHD, 2. Asshole, 3. SWM seeks SWM for BDSM
-Acronyms 1. Composed, 2. Calm, 3. Tactful

"That Wirtzy is one hilarious mother fucker" - Div. Chief Tully

"Jutin went all fuckin' Wirtzy on that bouncer last night"

"You're acting Wirtzy son ... lets take you to Dr. Nick and get some Ritalin."

by Ryan (Q) / Russ November 10, 2008

wiredo

a way for people who cannot talk properly to say 'weirdo'

ya wiredo!!

by challamz February 25, 2011

Barbed Wire

The great tasting beer of QLD, XXXX . Gets its name as the four X's looks like a barbed wire.

"G'day mate get us a barbed wire will ya"
"No worries mate, gold or bitter?"
"Red heavy mate I'm charging!"

by Kryzz July 24, 2013

off the wire

Highly crunk and outrageous. Wild to an extreme.

Dude, that club last night was off the wire!

by hiphopbaby May 16, 2005

Cut the brown wire

To excrete wind, or fart.

In extreme cases, to go for a dump / soil one's self.

Taken from Lethal Weapon:

Murtaugh: "Come on, man, come on!"
Riggs: "I dunno, what one should I cut"
Murtaugh: "I don't know! Cut the brown wire!"
Riggs: "OK, here goes......"
Riggs: *parp*

by Cold Boy December 12, 2007

Behind The Wire

A prison term used to describe being locked up.

"I made some mistakes that caused me to be behind the wire, but it doesn't change the fact that I'm a free spirit.

by rukusbukus August 23, 2011

wireless

A blow job, as in hands free. Getting wireless. This has replaced 'brain' as the newest term for blowjob.

That sorority house has great reception. You can get wireless in almost every room.

by matt 2879 September 7, 2006