Whomping the willow

Masturbating to any of the eight Harry Potter films.

Frank: Dude are you comin out? We're at the bars.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.

by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015

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whompis

It is a big old hairy vagina with balls

I tried to fuck a girl then I noticed her vagina had balls and I screamed in fear WHOMPIS but I still fucked her

by Chipotle batman August 9, 2015

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whompuscat

A large feline creature that eats small children and lost hunters in the wooded areas around Mississippi.

Carl was out hunting one night and got lost. Carol's best friend Ricky said he heard a whompuscat srcearm in that area the night before. Authorities say the whompuscat had eaten him.

by Sirduck June 19, 2018

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Someone who does not get the "wompa-palooza" joke (no real joke). The inferior race when compared to its counterpart, the paloozas.

**there is no official way to spell "wompa" so spell it however you wish**

Ben is such a wompa dude! He doesn't even understand what wompapalooza is!

by Mr. 4th Place August 15, 2018

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Wompadongallous

Another work for penis (Cock, Gizzard, Thang, pee pee, wee wee, Wiener)

"Every one keeps laughing at my Wompadongallous and thats why I'm hear today to sell you my womping cream"
"Welcome to my Tedtalk where I speak on the benefits to buying a fake Wompadongallous for your partner"
"My friends wompadongallous was all over the place let me tell you"

by WeakEgg! August 19, 2018

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