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Weed

the only thing that can get you away from this fucked up planet(if only for a few hours) without ruining your life. it has been proven to be less addictive than chewing gum, and you would have to smoke four joints to do as much damage to your lungs as one cigarette. drinking is much worse for you and people do it there entire lives and are perfectly fine. it has never killed one person in the history of the earth, and unlike alcohol it makes you so damn lazy that you won't even want to get your keys and drive. NOT TO MENTION ITS THE MOST ENJOYABLE EXPERIANCE ANYONE WILL EVER KNOW!!!!! WEED IS FUCKING AMAZING AND THERE IS NO REASON FOR IT TO BE ILLEGAL!!!!
by Bob Marley is A FUCKING PIMP September 15, 2008
mugGet the Weedmug.

Weed

GOD. notice how the definitions that down herb, have more thumbs downs then thumbs ups.
Are you wearing sunglasses man?
Na dude my eyes are just really, really dilated.
This weed is bomb as hell!
by Yoitsalex June 24, 2008
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in the weeds

"In the Weeds" is a term for moments when a bartender or server is at their busiest, sometimes to the detriment of the usual degree of service.
"I really need to take a piss right now, but I'm too in the weeds"
by Tappazukie May 26, 2016
mugGet the in the weedsmug.

WEED.

an amazing thing, something that helps create love and keep peace.
causes chronic munchies, only bad side affect is "the dries" not "pasties" the dries, where your mouth loses the ability to salivate.
im stressed, i need to score some weed.
by RaiiRawr_pianomouse : ) October 15, 2008
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Weed

Best thing you can ever smoke.
-Tastes, smells & is heaven.
Get some weed, we'll meet up tonight.
by TrinaBoBinnaArena January 22, 2009
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Weed

The single greatest thing that God could have ever given us.
It's healthy, it's fun, it's cheap, and it's easily obtained.
Dude. I'm so stoned.
This weed is bomb man.
Pass me that blunt, nigga.
by CrossTheJuggalo January 2, 2009
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a weed

Not to be confused with weed . A weed is a cigarette. Not used very often anymore. But the "a" at the beginning makes all the difference.
by Kadla August 10, 2006
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