penis warmer

A nice warm cozy safe place for your member usually a vagina or tube sock.

My penis was cold and lonely so it found a home in penis warmer between a barstool queen's thighs.

by Carri Leche March 4, 2014

Global Warming Alaskan pipeline

It is a non-frozen alaskan pipeline

Jerry taped a global warming Alaskan pipeline to Chris' door.

by William Roberts January 5, 2020

kentucky foot warmer

When you shit in your sock then put it on.

Johnny had cold feet so he made a kentucky foot warmer.

by OhSchist June 7, 2018

global warmer

A sports utility vehicle or other large truck-vehicle that spews an attrocious amount of toxins into the atmosphere, particularly apropos if the owner has no need for an off-road vehicle and would never even dream of driving it on a gravel parking lot for fear he would ding his paint.

I can't believe Scott bought a Hummer. Why on Earth does that asshole need a global warmer?

by bareback rider February 1, 2007

warm

Meaning something that makes you feel warm on the inside. Its similar to cool or awesome, but is more personal. You can refer to someone being warm if they do something that is really shway or makes you happy on a personal level as opposed to just a social one.

"Hey, I really like hanging with you all. Would it be cool if I smoke you guys up?"

"Yeah dude...That would be so warm"

"Thanks man, y'all are pretty warm yourselves"

by WeAreReunited January 30, 2014

Warm Jar of Mayonnaise

When a vagina is so loose you can't feel anything just warm moistness. Like you had a taken the cover off a jar of mayonnaise and stuck your penis inside.

Rick: Hey you hit that chick last night?

Mike: Yea....

Rick: How was it? I bet she was tight.

Mike: Man that chick was a warm jar of mayonnaise.

by FASTASSCRASS July 23, 2007

Warman, Saskatchewan

A place where you can find lot's of teenage whores. Most of them are slutty and very easy to get.

Matt: Hey, you from Warman, Saskatchewan?
Typical Warman girl: Yeah, wanna bang?

by Mason Fehr December 14, 2010