A person who faps in a walmart bathroom stall originated from a true story that happened between me and my friend.
Dude : Whats that fapping noise coming from the walmart bathroom stall?
Dude #2 : AH SHIT ITS THE WALMART WANKER!!!
Dude #2 : AH SHIT ITS THE WALMART WANKER!!!
by SRPGShadow August 6, 2016
Get the Walmart Wanker mug.A very funny insult that is used only to target the stupid supporters of President Donald Trump. This term derives from the British TV sitcom, The Inbetweeners. It's generally shouted out of a car window while driving past or when walking by them. For extra credit, use the wanking gesture.
So, I saw these Trump supporters marching while on my way to work and I yelled "Trump Wankers!" at them. Got a good laugh out of it.
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People who say they're from London when they're really, really not. Based on the Oyster travel card system where Zones 1-3 are generally recognized as actually being in an urban enviroment as opposed to the fucking boonies way out there in Chesham or Epping or some shit.
Mo: You say you're from London. Whereabouts?
Christopher: Ruislip. It's the last stop on the Central Line.
Mo: ...you are such a massive Zone 6 wanker.
Christopher: Ruislip. It's the last stop on the Central Line.
Mo: ...you are such a massive Zone 6 wanker.
by OMAR_THE_TERROR March 4, 2016
Get the Zone 6 Wanker mug.Someone who writes a 2 letter word, such as 'No', on a bit of paper because writing a 3 letter word, such as 'Yes', is just way too hard.
Person 1: Did you vote?
Person 2: Yeah, i voted no. I couldnt be bothered learning about what we were voting for and writing no is way easier than writing yes.
Person 1: You are The Great Australian Wanker.
Person 2: Yeah, i voted no. I couldnt be bothered learning about what we were voting for and writing no is way easier than writing yes.
Person 1: You are The Great Australian Wanker.
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Get the The Great Australian Wanker mug.Yes, I'm a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker. Welcome to Australia, cobber.
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Get the wanker beanie mug.walking around aimlessly, trying not to appear mentally ill, pretending to be boss, but actually you hate life and feel stuck. you go places randomly for whatever reason to feel better about yourself.
friend: "where you going?"
me: "gonna go wandering around town"
friend: "ok man, try not to look like a creep"
me: "gonna go wandering around town"
friend: "ok man, try not to look like a creep"
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