Smoking that Woody pack

When you absolutely obliterate that weirdo Woody 7-0 in Rocket league lol

"Lol I was smoking that Woody pack hard last night"

Smoking that Woody pack by Woody got smoked lol April 4, 2023

Still Woody CB

A man who ran the area known as Forest Gate, East London, very intimidating and also makes drill songs about shooting people up

You heard Still Woody CB shot a armed officer

Yeah G! Rate that still!!

Still Woody CB by AbraCadabra419 February 28, 2019

Noble Woody 

When a Stripper from Texas drops a porno mag in your lap on the airplane and invites you to the back to join the mile high club. Awkwardly, you meet in the plane bathroom to inform her you are a virgin and that she should also save herself for someone special. You my friend have a Noble Woody

He passed on the slutty chick because He is the essence of a Noble Woody

Noble Woody by Slugsworth1 April 10, 2017

the woody 

The greatest individual attempt at a sandwich induced orgasm. The signle most amazing piece of edible delight known to mankind. God's gift to the stoner population of sacramento. Roast beef, cream cheese, melted cheddar, and the perfect blend of tabasco sause and Beach Hut's BBQ sauce all toasted to perfection on a sourdough roll. Eating anything else is like wiping your ass with sand paper.

Beach Hut attendent: "Hey, what can i get for you?"

Spennny:"can i get a large woody, extra sauce, and a small drink"

Beach Hut attendent:"would u like me to rub your balls as well?"

Spennny:"no thanks, i'll have bricked twice by the time youve taken this order just thinking of how delicious the woody will be."

The Woody is my savior.

the woody by Spenny Benny April 23, 2008

Pee Woody 

An erection caused by the retention of urine after a long night's sleep. Usually found after a night of drinking. Sometimes causes akward boner's in the morning and contrary to popular belief, it is not advisable to have sex with a pee woody.

Oh man, I wish I could masturbate but this is just a stupid pee woody.

Pee Woody by Jean Guy Rubberboot January 1, 2012

wet woody 

Similar to a wet willy, except you use a penis instead. You lick a penis, then shove it in someone's ear when they are not paying attention.

I used my boyfriends penis to give my other friend a wet woody.

wet woody by Magicswagbear July 31, 2015

nipple woody 

when the tip of the nipple hardens after freezing or interested in sex.

Lydia had a nipple woody after being in the frozen food section.

nipple woody by velvy June 4, 2007