Utah

Utah is a place where people do coke , marijuana etc. at a very young age and this is where the blood and crips gang bang . And it’s where kids smoke weed behind there schools

let’s go get some weed and dick in Utah

by Banggangek August 9, 2018

Altamont Utah

Altamont Utah is a small town in Utah. Lol, that was self explanatory. Altamont means high mountain. Which makes sense because the elevation of Altamont Utah is well over 6,000 feet.

Altamont Utah is like, really small.

by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022

Utah Ghostick

When the penis is all that can be seen of a Mormon male when having sex through a hole in a sheet.

Marianne was aroused when imagining that the Utah ghostick was not that of her husband, but some other man hiding under the sheet.

by polypubes November 19, 2016

Utah hypebeast

The term "Utah hypebeast" is a derogatory term for someone residing in Utah who would buy expensive streetwear and flaunt it to show off their wealth. These are individuals who are primarily interested in appearing cool and trendy around Utah county or court side at games, more so than being actually passionate about and informed on fashion.

I went to their kickoff event and everyone was wearing the same brand of shoes, denim jackets, and boxy T-shirts. Apparently a big pile of clones fell off the Utah hypebeast truck.

by Splash Maverick May 8, 2024

Utah Spider Crab

The women is on all fours with her hips in the air, and the man is squatting over her legs with his legs to the side 180 degrees. They begin soaking and crab walking back and forth with the man controlling the direction of motion by pinching the women’s nipple(left or right) depending the direction he wants to move in.

“When I visited my girlfriend at BYU we did the Utah Spider Crab, it was awesome.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024

Utah

-"This is the place"
- 45th state in the union
- "Greatest Snow on Earth"

- Mormons ofc (not everyone is Mormon & the ones that are, are more open-minded)
- Jello
- Snow tundra & desert red rocks all in one w a great view of the Wasatch mountain range (why settle for one Minecraft biome when you can have 3 ig)

The birthplace of the FLDS

- Every body looks the same, the "Utah girl" hair.
- You can't go anywhere without running into a pack of missionaries, if you want them to stop bugging you just offer them a beer. ;)
- Utah Jazz is the shit along w RSL soccer
- National parks

- Highest # of Pacific Islanders next to Hawaii
- Don't start talking to anyone unless you're sure you're not cousins
- Sundance Film Festival
- Skiing & snowboarding
-The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
- Everybody knows everybody through the Mormon church
- Pioneer day
- check out The Ogden Farmers Market, Park Silly, The Arts Festival, they're really fun.
- Last but not least, the names can be very... special, so don't blame the kid blame the parent, you'll meet a LOT of people with names starting with "Mc, Mak, Mck, Mac" (ex. Makenzie, Mcaylee & Mckay) along with names that end in "lee, ley, li, leigh" (ex. Ryleigh, Oakley, Mylee & a shit ton of Bailey's) You'll meet a lot of boys w the names Carter, Carson, Bracken, Beau, Owen, Christian & ofc Logan. You'll meet a lot of girls w the names, Hailey, Oakley, Bailey, Lilly, Olivia, Abby, Hallie & Allie.

Person 1: "I'm going to Bear Lake this year for Summer."
Person 2: "Utah right?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Stay away from the polygamists! :D"

Person 1: " Who says I want too? ;)"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: " I'm gonna find me a blondie!"

by thatutahbitch July 27, 2022

Utah Potluck

A polyamorous relationship or threesome with some overweight uggo’s.

Hey you wanna come over and have a Utah Potluck with me and my partner?

by FlashMcGash February 13, 2024