Kid: Mommy! Theres no toilet paper left!!
Mom: *Hands copy of Twilight over* Here you go, use this!
Kid: Whats this pile of shit?
Mom: You wipe your shit on it.
Mom: *Hands copy of Twilight over* Here you go, use this!
Kid: Whats this pile of shit?
Mom: You wipe your shit on it.
by Cassiopeia R December 27, 2011
Get the Twilightmug. Some may call it a "book", but I would argue that to call it that is an insult to all other literature.
Twilight ≠ Book
by i'mnotcertain November 14, 2011
Get the twilightmug. similar to the "spiderman" - the twilight is when you give your girl a facial and immediatly after smack her in the face with a handfull of gliter, thus making her look like a sparkling vampire
similar to the "spiderman" - the twilight is when you give your girl a facial and immediatly after smack her in the face with a handfull of gliter, thus making her look like a sparkling vampire
by jbskillet44 April 17, 2011
Get the twilightmug. A beautiful time of day, between day and night, very inspiring time with amazing lighting.
.........and a crappy book.
.........and a crappy book.
by the Awesome Sause November 28, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. So basically this book is crap. There's no literary devices used at all. There wasn't even characterization besides cold and pale. There were three words used so may times it gave me a headache: cold, pale, and said. And people think Edward is hot? Honestly. He's like an ugly version of Stalin. Bella is the worst main character ever. She literally runs around with two guys who are unable to keep their shirts on. She makes females everywhere look bad. Stephanie Meyers made it seem as though women need men to constantly protect them. WELL WE DONT BITCH. Also, how do twilight fangirls exist? YOURE A DISGRACE TO FANGIRLS EVERYWHERE. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH ROBERT PATTERASS AND TAYLOR WHATS-HIS-NAME. REAL FANGIRLS LIKE MARVEL AND SUPERWHOLOCK ETC ARE ACTUALLY INTO THE PLOT OF THE BOOK/MOVIE/SHOW THEY WATCH/READ NOT JUST THE HOT DUDES (Theyre like a nice bonus). Also how are Harry Potter and Twilight like competitors on the Internet or whatever? THATS BULL. ITS LIKE COMPARING JURASSIC PARK TO ITS SEQUELS. THERE ISNT EVEN A CHANCE FOR TWILIGHT HERE.
Summary of Twilight:
"He was really cold and pale. He watched me while I was sleeping when I barely knew him. It was really romantic" said Bella.
"I wish I had a cute relationship" said Jessica
"Yeah we're cute. He also thinks my blood smells good and wants to eat me whatever that means. He was also very cold and pale. Did I already mention that?"
"He was really cold and pale. He watched me while I was sleeping when I barely knew him. It was really romantic" said Bella.
"I wish I had a cute relationship" said Jessica
"Yeah we're cute. He also thinks my blood smells good and wants to eat me whatever that means. He was also very cold and pale. Did I already mention that?"
by Starkasm March 10, 2015
Get the Twilightmug. A series of books, and now motion pictures, that are very popular among pre-teens (with the occasional actual teenage GIRL). It tells the story of a misunderstood "vegetarian" vampire and the new girl in school and their oh so tragic love story. The character of Bella (new girl in school) has little to no personality which is most likely the literary device that made it so addicting to young women. These love starved girls can very easily put themselves into the place of
Bella because there is very little know about her that readers need to remove from their minds. Edward (misunderstood vampire...who sparkles) is portrayed as the "perfect man" in every aspect possible, however the writer fails to actually expand on all the reasons he is so very "god-like". There is no actual plot until about the last 70 pages so the rest is used to convince young girls to toss aside all other men that do not live up to the standard they have created for Edward Cullen in their mind.
Bella because there is very little know about her that readers need to remove from their minds. Edward (misunderstood vampire...who sparkles) is portrayed as the "perfect man" in every aspect possible, however the writer fails to actually expand on all the reasons he is so very "god-like". There is no actual plot until about the last 70 pages so the rest is used to convince young girls to toss aside all other men that do not live up to the standard they have created for Edward Cullen in their mind.
Boy to Twilight reading Girl: Hey i was wondering if you would like to go out some time.
Twilight reading Girl: Do you sparkle?
Boy: Excuse me?
Twilight reading Girl: You heard me. Do you sparkle?
Boy: Um no...
Twilight reading Girl: Will you let me call you Edward?
Boy: But my name is...
Twilight reading Girl: I don't even care just leave. (whispers to friends) god what a loser!
Hint: Twilight reading Girl need to take a look in the mirror
Twilight reading Girl: Do you sparkle?
Boy: Excuse me?
Twilight reading Girl: You heard me. Do you sparkle?
Boy: Um no...
Twilight reading Girl: Will you let me call you Edward?
Boy: But my name is...
Twilight reading Girl: I don't even care just leave. (whispers to friends) god what a loser!
Hint: Twilight reading Girl need to take a look in the mirror
by saddend.by.society. December 7, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. by Radaza May 4, 2011
Get the TWILIGHTmug.