One Tweet Wonder

Sending one tweet then you're done.

There is a great article today on the Slate about one tweet wonders.

by Tinkerbell Hilton June 8, 2009

tweeter

Flatulence produced when air escapes your anus at the same time as a solid object. Although usually associated with that high pitched fart that comes out as you take a huge dump, it is also much like what results from air being forced up your anus while participating in anal sex.

The headboard thumping and the quiet tweetering on the other side of the wall could only mean one thing: anal sex.

The soft tweeters in the bathroom were a sure sign that the one working stall was occupied.

by Coos Baylien October 18, 2011

trump tweet attack

what a porchdog does when they have anger management issues

since porchdogs dont understand how to deal with their anger constructively, they may find some sort of release in a trump tweet attack; however they only make pundits out of themselves, and shouldn't be considered intellectual equals

by Sexydimma September 30, 2016

Elite Tweet

Message from a celebrity, or persons with status.

He got another award, so I expect another elite tweet will soon follow.

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020

Zombie Tweet

A deleted tweet that is still alive due to being caught in a retweet

@flayman RT: @davidallengreen: Dear god... RT @racco: is there no “Sky” High Court to take it to? < good one :-/

in this example. @davidallengreen's original tweet (itself a retweet with a comment) is no longer alive due to him deleting it. But it still lives on because it was caught in @flayman's retweet of said tweet.

So even though the tweets creator deleted it. it's not dead. its now a Zombie Tweet

by Racco November 18, 2010

Tweet-Dropping

When a twitter user has a one-way conversation with a celebrity so that to the users followers, it seems like they are talking to a celebrity and thus are instantly über-cool in the eyes of their followers, when in fact they are a loser with nothing better to do than have a fake conversation with themselves.

Similar to name dropping IRL, but even more annoying and even less likely to be true.

Tweet-Dropper: @BritneySpears How did the barbecue go? I heard Justin Timberlake was there too >.< awkward?

Tweet-Dropper (A few minutes later, without a reply from Britney): @BritneySpears Haha yes, I suppose after a while it got pretty normal for both of you, you must go to loads of the same things!

Tweet-Dropper (Again few minutes later, still without any replies from Britney): Yeah, it's been great! How do you squeeze so much into 140 chars lol? =P

Tweet-Dropper's Follower: Wow, this guy I'm following is having a conversation with THE Britney Spears!

Tweet-Dropper (To self): They are totally falling for my Tweet-Dropping!

by James Xuan April 22, 2009

Tweet

n. A pointless update about what you are currently doing

v. To publish a pointless update about what you are doing on Twitter

Sara: Wow, what a lame tweet
Emily: Hey! I just tweeted that!

Jon's Tweet: I am going to tweet. Oops. I just did.
Mike's Tweet: @Jon That could be taken the wrong way dude

by CaityMandy June 18, 2010