Twat

A Twilight fan who is addicted to the books while acknowledging that they are badly written crack. So in an effort to save their sanity they dazzle~ on for the lulz.
Are you a srs bsns fan?
No bb, I am a Twat.
by Firecracker-Sj July 22, 2008
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Twat

Where i blew my load last night
Last night while enjoying a cocktail at the fiesta, i accompanied a nice young girl upstairs and continued to blow my load through her twat.
by JSD July 24, 2003
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TWAT

How Mike Tyson pronounces the name of that group of heavily armed cops who show up if you wont come out of your house.

How Mike Tyson pronounces the action you take when you kill a fly with something.
"My bitch neighbor keeps calling the cops on me, and last night they sent out the T.W.A.T. team when I wouldn't come out."

"Dat fly kept buzzing around me, so when it landed, I had to twat it."
by Karl Rove November 30, 2005
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twatting

twaht-ting
-verb
The act of posting bitchy complaining tweets on Twitter.
all she ever does is complain, twatting all day long like we actually give a shit.
by Greenhell33 August 12, 2009
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twats

jms and Rorymac....twats!
by Anonymous April 16, 2003
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Twatted

The past tense of posting a witter, to tweet, to have twatted.
I have twatted this to twitter.
by Cerebron March 20, 2009
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twat

A combination of a twit and a brat.
by vampiressuck November 20, 2011
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