A Twilight fan who is addicted to the books while acknowledging that they are badly written crack. So in an effort to save their sanity they dazzle~ on for the lulz.
by Firecracker-Sj August 15, 2008
Get the Twatmug. Last night while enjoying a cocktail at the fiesta, i accompanied a nice young girl upstairs and continued to blow my load through her twat.
by JSD January 6, 2007
Get the Twatmug. How Mike Tyson pronounces the name of that group of heavily armed cops who show up if you wont come out of your house.
How Mike Tyson pronounces the action you take when you kill a fly with something.
How Mike Tyson pronounces the action you take when you kill a fly with something.
"My bitch neighbor keeps calling the cops on me, and last night they sent out the T.W.A.T. team when I wouldn't come out."
"Dat fly kept buzzing around me, so when it landed, I had to twat it."
"Dat fly kept buzzing around me, so when it landed, I had to twat it."
by Karl Rove July 25, 2008
Get the TWATmug. by Greenhell33 August 12, 2009
Get the twattingmug. 
Get the Twattedmug. 