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Twat

A Twilight fan who is addicted to the books while acknowledging that they are badly written crack. So in an effort to save their sanity they dazzle~ on for the lulz.
Are you a srs bsns fan?
No bb, I am a Twat.
by Firecracker-Sj August 15, 2008
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Where i blew my load last night
Last night while enjoying a cocktail at the fiesta, i accompanied a nice young girl upstairs and continued to blow my load through her twat.
by JSD January 6, 2007
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TWAT

How Mike Tyson pronounces the name of that group of heavily armed cops who show up if you wont come out of your house.

How Mike Tyson pronounces the action you take when you kill a fly with something.
"My bitch neighbor keeps calling the cops on me, and last night they sent out the T.W.A.T. team when I wouldn't come out."

"Dat fly kept buzzing around me, so when it landed, I had to twat it."
by Karl Rove July 25, 2008
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twaht-ting
-verb
The act of posting bitchy complaining tweets on Twitter.
all she ever does is complain, twatting all day long like we actually give a shit.
by Greenhell33 August 12, 2009
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The past tense of posting a witter, to tweet, to have twatted.
I have twatted this to twitter.
by Cerebron March 20, 2009
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A combination of a twit and a brat.
by vampiressuck November 19, 2011
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a dirty, wretched girl who dares to be in a bar while girls that you know are having a good time drinking and what not.

also good for yelling out the back of your truck while driving down a bar-filled street with girls daring to be outside waiting for cabs.
"i love you like a twat loves cake" -barb-21st century jersey shore socialite
by mr.mort November 19, 2007
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