TWAT

How Mike Tyson pronounces the name of that group of heavily armed cops who show up if you wont come out of your house.

How Mike Tyson pronounces the action you take when you kill a fly with something.

"My bitch neighbor keeps calling the cops on me, and last night they sent out the T.W.A.T. team when I wouldn't come out."

"Dat fly kept buzzing around me, so when it landed, I had to twat it."

by Karl Rove July 25, 2008

twatting

twaht-ting
-verb
The act of posting bitchy complaining tweets on Twitter.

all she ever does is complain, twatting all day long like we actually give a shit.

by Greenhell33 August 12, 2009

twats

jms and Rorymac....twats!

by Anonymous April 16, 2003

Twatted

The past tense of posting a witter, to tweet, to have twatted.

I have twatted this to twitter.

by Cerebron March 20, 2009

twat

A combination of a twit and a brat.

Fug off, you twat!

by vampiressuck November 19, 2011

twat

a dirty, wretched girl who dares to be in a bar while girls that you know are having a good time drinking and what not.

also good for yelling out the back of your truck while driving down a bar-filled street with girls daring to be outside waiting for cabs.

"i love you like a twat loves cake" -barb-21st century jersey shore socialite

by mr.mort November 19, 2007

TWAT

A girl from Bangor High School who generally Is the one who pretends to be drunk at parties just to be "passed around" and say they didn't remember it the next day. Can also be called the dwat or cockmongler.

Taylor: "Hey TWAT, so I heard something about you Libby."

Libby: "Whats that?"

Taylor: " You did things with Dustin."

Libby: "Well at least I didn't lose my virginity to my brothers best friend!" You know who you are SF

by JAHJAHBINX February 28, 2010