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a person who believes that any of these words are real
she is such a qweek. shut up you Twat!
twat by the dictionary police May 27, 2010

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1) American slang for vagina

2) UK slang for idiot

For USA, see vagina or pussy
*English man walks into an American bar*

E: Hiya, can I get a beer for my mate?
A: We don't serve beer
E: You twats!
A: WHAT DID YOU CALL US???!!
Twat by PENISENVYR February 14, 2012

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The person who is reading or using this right now
Twat by Sparkyfam9000 February 25, 2020

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the past tense of twit when you post something on twittwr
I just twat 3 minutes ago about what I am doung today. The Jonas Brothers just twat what they were doing so now I can stalk them.
twat by jojoyo April 15, 2009

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The female vagina. Also known as pussy,vagina,the pink, and straight mens best friend.
I would love to get some twat tonight.
Twat by BiG_Lu June 7, 2009

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People whose tweets are lame, moronic, or believe the most unimportant minutia needs to be shared w/the world should be called "Twats"
Tweet: Had a drink of water

Tweet: Eating a sandwich

Tweet: bored

All of these tweets are examples of Twats
Twat by TheRavenEffect April 25, 2010
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