turf robot

That's not among the last that this means you will keep doing what you do

Yo I just seen that turf robot he looks like an absolute g

by Ryan Thomas Holder November 16, 2023

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Terror Turf

Slang for weed,cannabis,marijuana whatever you like to call it.

To be used in the same vain of devils lettuce or Mary Jane and other euphemisms. And also works brilliantly as a substitute to refer to synthetic weed.

I coined it, it's up to all of you to use it now 👍

My dealer got me some mad terror turf, I couldn't get off the couch all night.

I'm new to town, can you help me find some terror turf.

by Constant Rectitude March 05, 2022

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Turf Derp

1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.

My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.

He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.

I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.

by Perry Springfield August 03, 2012

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artificial turf

Female genitalia that is reserved exclusively for the use of women. For men it is not the "real" thing.

Actual conversation:

Person # 1 that girl is really hot but she only dates women.

Person # 2 Oh she has an artificial turf

by icrappedmyselftoday June 17, 2012

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Turf Fucker

One who has sexual intercourse with artificial grass, otherwise known as "turf." One who "gets it in" with synthetic grass.

John had his way with the Superdome Saturday night, silly turf fucker! The groundskeeper had to run off the turf fuckers this morning before the big game.

by Trevor Fields April 11, 2011

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