amber turd

An offensive smelling shit or fart

"i just had the worst amber turd"

"that curry last night gave me the worst amber turd"

by Paddy O'Furniture69 May 22, 2022

Turd Island

When one shits and the turd hits the bottom of the toilet but still breaks the water line in the toilet bowl, protruding out far enough for a small species to live on.

Dude, remember how I said I had to take a huge dump? It turned out to be a turd island. PEOPLE WERE LIVING ON THAT THING!

by Mr. O'rizzle November 11, 2009

Turd Circle

A way to empty your RV sewer tank

Gary was doing turd circles to empty out his camper septic tank at the local high school parking lot.

by RVlife May 15, 2018

pebble turd

A small, individual, rounded piece of shit not large enough to be a proper turd. These are usually not larger than peanut M&M's.

I felt like I gave birth this morning. I was expecting at least a foot-long slimer, but I looked in the bowl and there, staring back pathetically, was a single, sad pebble turd not even worth flushing.

by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006

holiday turding

A holiday tradition, similar to Christmas Caroling, only it’s dropping fresh turds on neighbors’ porches instead.

We’re all going holiday turding after dinner, honey; would you like to join us?

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

turd mongoler

turd mongoler- when an individual unknowingly craps on a pre-existing turd that is submerged in the bowl water itself, creating a gargantuan mound of fecal matter. the individual themself is considered a turd mongoler after the blasphomas crime has been comensed.

needing to deficate histerically, the nieve dumper proceeded to drop his trousers and ireversibly transform into the turd mongoler his mother always feared he would become.

by master mongolersonsville May 30, 2009

bleeding turds

This is military slang for someone with severe abdominal injuries from an explosion or machinegun.

Man, he was so blown to shit he was bleeding turds!

by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021