Turd

The first name of Turd Ferguson. Refering to SNL's classic response during an always hillarious Jeopardy skit circa mid 90's. See also Rob Bauman.

Norm MacDonald as Bert Renolds to Jeopardy host Will Ferrell as Alex Trabeck: "Turd, like Turd Ferguson. Get it. Its funny."

by RobertoBaumanTurd September 4, 2009

Turd Island

When one shits and the turd hits the bottom of the toilet but still breaks the water line in the toilet bowl, protruding out far enough for a small species to live on.

Dude, remember how I said I had to take a huge dump? It turned out to be a turd island. PEOPLE WERE LIVING ON THAT THING!

by Mr. O'rizzle November 11, 2009

bleeding turds

This is military slang for someone with severe abdominal injuries from an explosion or machinegun.

Man, he was so blown to shit he was bleeding turds!

by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021

Terror Turd

A turd that just will not flush due to its sheer size. Usually left for others to find. A real terror that usually can only be sorted with the help of the bog brush.

"Blimey, did you see that Terror Turd in trap 3, Barry?"
"I flushed three times and it didn't shift"

by Lizardo55 August 11, 2014

turd mongoler

turd mongoler- when an individual unknowingly craps on a pre-existing turd that is submerged in the bowl water itself, creating a gargantuan mound of fecal matter. the individual themself is considered a turd mongoler after the blasphomas crime has been comensed.

needing to deficate histerically, the nieve dumper proceeded to drop his trousers and ireversibly transform into the turd mongoler his mother always feared he would become.

by master mongolersonsville May 30, 2009

pebble turd

A small, individual, rounded piece of shit not large enough to be a proper turd. These are usually not larger than peanut M&M's.

I felt like I gave birth this morning. I was expecting at least a foot-long slimer, but I looked in the bowl and there, staring back pathetically, was a single, sad pebble turd not even worth flushing.

by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006

holiday turding

A holiday tradition, similar to Christmas Caroling, only it’s dropping fresh turds on neighbors’ porches instead.

We’re all going holiday turding after dinner, honey; would you like to join us?

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019