Hot Tug

When a women applies luke-warm baby oil to her hands and then gives the male a Class A tugger a.k.a handjob.

Oh geez Grant got a gnarly hot tug from dat hoe!

by What Grant did to her August 25, 2011

Angry tug

Your wife doesn't feel like having sex but you pester her to death and she gives you an old fashion.

Thank you for the angry tug, I'll go back to the yard work now.

by SomeGuyInDundalk June 7, 2018

Dick-Tug

1. When someone is led to believe someone is attractive or something is of good quality in a deceptive manner.

2. It can also be used similarly to "yanking someone's chain" or "pulling a fast one". As in joking around with someone or misleading them.

Most generally used in exclamation of an occurrence of deceit.

Cory: "That girl Michelle last night was DTF"
Jesse: "Nah man, she's definitely engaged"
Bryan: "Dick-Tug!"

by PseudoChris May 10, 2014

tug hustle

Noun: When your trying to be a smooth talker but instead get the trots in your mouth and it's just too much.

Yea I was really good to my last girlfriend went down on her and she farted...too much bro..too much. Shit man you really tug hustled that one.

by TreeBitches February 22, 2013

Gentleman's Tug

A classic masturbatory situation in which you find yourself dressed in your finest suit, top hat and monocle, with member in hand. Additionally you'll have your favorite handkerchief folded perfectly on your right and a bottle of the finest lube on your left. When the moment of climax has been reached, you'll simply release into the handkerchief and exclaim, "that was capital old chap!"

James: On morrow's eve, I'm going to court Martha and afterward I do believe I may release into her bone box.

Rob: Jesus man, and what if Martha gives ya the ol' fimble-famble?

James: Well then good sir, I believe I'll retire to my quarters and give myself a Gentleman's Tug.

by Robolunius Maximus January 28, 2014

Tug tuesday

When a girl tugs down on her top to send a cleavage shot on Tuesday....

She sent my a great tug tuesday selfie.

Have you checked out tug tuesday on The Chive.

by darris doois November 15, 2016

Drug & Tug

When person 1 spikes person 2's drink and once person 2 passes out, has their hand used to give a hand job to person 1. This is a variation on "The Stranger" technique of masturbation in that it uses an actual stranger.

Joe: My drink got spiked last night and when I woke up I had semen all over my hand.

Jeff: Ohhh man, looks like someone just got nailed by a "Drug & Tug"

by BigDing August 22, 2011