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Shondito Tsunami

When you wait and wait your whole life desperately awaiting the chance to slide your member into the rear entrance. When you finally get your chance, you bust an immense load of man goo at the instant of penetration. This surprising act sets off a shocking chain reaction where your parter releases massive tidal wave of feces and spunk which destroys everything within a 15 foot radius. You ride this wave of waste across the room like a body surfer. You are then forced to doggy paddle back to your lady and give her doodoo entrenched struggling body mouth to mouth before she drowns in her own excrement.
I was so excited for my first try at slipping it in the rear that I burst immediately and set off a Shondito Tsunami.
by Atlanta00 March 30, 2025
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tsuNAMI

A "tidal wave" of people heading to a mental health clinic for treatment.
Immediately following every election, funny farms experience a huge influx of "I voted for somebody else" folks who are super-anguished that their "pet" candidate did not win; this is often soon followed by a second, even bigger tsuNAMI that's comprised of folks who DID INDEED vote for the election's winner, and are now bitterly disappointed that said candidate broke his campaign-promises of positive reform once he got in da catbird's seat.
by QuacksO November 7, 2021
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tsunamied

A series of powerful rides of the shaft, fulling engulfing it with high levels of energy and wetness, like that of a tsunami. Used as a verb.
1. “Ya, girl, I tsunamied him last night.”
2. “Babe, I need more of that tsunami punani.” - him
by mommy_long_legs August 22, 2024
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Tsunami

a word we fucking can't spell right
Person 1: Did you see the tsunami on the news?
Person 2: Yea, they can't a simple word right
Person 1: That's what I was thinking!
by *LoadsShotgun* May 11, 2021
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Tsunami

BOY DAT TSUNAMI IS ONE BIG ASS WAVE
by Aaron200413 May 2, 2018
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Shondito Tsunami

The act of waiting your whole life for that sweet chance to slide through the back entrance. The build up in your mind has been so great that at the moment of penetration on you immediately explode an immense load of goo. This sets off an unforeseen tidal wave of feces and love juice that decimates everything in its path in a 15 foot radius and sends you scooting across the room like a body surfer. You’re only option is to doggy paddle back to your wifey and give her mouth to mouth before she drowns in a puddle of her own soil.
The wait was so intense, when she finally allowed me inside I set off a Shondito Tsunami
by Atlanta00 March 28, 2025
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surfing a tsunami

an instance when someone is lit or having a good time. also can be used when referring to someone who is positively intoxicated. can be used in past and present tense.
“I partied so hard last weekend, I was surfing a tsunami!”
“Man Zack has two joints and a beer in his hand, he’s about to be surfing a tsunami”
by winniedapoo1017 February 17, 2025
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