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Cranks my Tractor

When someone or something (vibrator) really turns you on!
When my husband and I have sex he cranks my tractor and gives me multiple orgasms!
by The farmer's wife July 28, 2009
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Trautwein

A form of anal disease that slowly eats away at your lower intestine before making your liver explode which results in a nuclear holocaust. Also commonly known as the little penguin that could.
Damn it bitch you gots the penguins!!!!

Shit...Happy Feet syndrome.

It`s Trautwein sir. I'm afraid you're gonna destroy all of humanity as we know it.

Danny Devito.
by Johnny Blowcock February 28, 2009
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traitriot

Someone who thinks they're doing the right thing for their country, only for it to do more harm than good. This came about after watching too much 24...
Thank God that traitriot Bush has gone...
by rosscore January 19, 2009
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Traitor

One who acts against his/her nation, culture, race, sex, people, planet, or group
Bush supporters are encouraged to think of protesters as traitors for one reason. But we know they are traitors for other reasons.
by Arthur October 5, 2003
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Big Green Tractor

A way to say he has a huge dick.
by An6 February 10, 2012
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Tractor

Something you like, alot, think is attractive.
Hes so tractor.
That truck is tractor.
by Rene9110 February 12, 2009
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Tradthot

A useless alt right whore who goes around telling other women to marry and have kids but don't do that themselves. They often hate other women because we don't buy into their bullshit. They will wear lowcut tops and layers of makeup to get stupid and confused men to give them money. These men are to dumb to see the hypocrisy of these women. They will preach about tradition and modesty but they will shove their tits and camel toe into the camera for those beta bucks. Clueless simps will defend them when women like me speak the truth because they are to stupid and brainwashed.

Examples of tradthots are Ashton birdie,Lauren southern, daisy cousins.
Some dumb simp oh Lauren southern is so hot I'm going to give her money I hope she'll have sex with me.

Me no she won't have sex with you she just wants your money. She's money hungry a tradthot. You aren't even good enough for her.

Clueless simp you feminist you're just jealous

Me shows a picture of her without makeup

Clueless simp runs away in horror yells I thought she was an ideal traditional woman simp then cries into a pillow.
by Catlover88 September 19, 2019
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