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Mayor of Psycho Town 

Someone who is a compulsive liar but has no choice because that’s his or her nature. They are also back stabbers who will tell any secret or any lie just to get some attention. This person is often telling ridiculous lies. They may also take on different personalities and can be a major bitch.
Peyton is the original Mayor of Psycho Town.
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tough decision town 

A location that is right in between 2 major metro areas and the people have to make a decision to fly in and out of a certain airport or to be a fan of which sports team. For example, people in Springfield, MA fly in and out of either Boston or Albany, NY.
San Luis Obispo, CA is right in between Los Angeles and San Francisco, and many citizens can't decide whether they're a Giants fan or a Dodgers fan. That is a tough decision town.
tough decision town by M@77 J@M35 October 10, 2011

out of towners 

Town or village residents description of a person or people who are "clearly not from around these parts".
Example: Small Town Texan says to Out of Towner, "Boy, you a long way from California, you in Texan now, you Out of Towners are all the same!".
out of towners by runner1937 December 11, 2013

Balls About Town 

A lighthearted but subtly disparaging term for a guy who is always looking to get laid and who thinks that women everywhere are just waiting for him to make a move.
He’s way too busy being Balls About Town to think much about the upcoming election.

ride the train to pound town 

to have sex with
I may not have found a girlfriend, but I'd at least like to ride the train to pound town with someone.

tony montana

by far, the biggest badass in cinema. ruthless Cuban who kills people and seems to be high all the time
"How bout you try stickin' ur head up ur ass. See if it fits."

"I tony montana! Ya fuck wit me, ya fuckin' wit tha best."

"How ya like dat! Huh, ya fuckin' maricon?"

"SAY HELLO TO MY LIL' FWEND!!!!"
CLEVELAND, OH. NOTHING ELSE.

common mistakes/posers: cincinatti, columbus, canton, seattle, and above all, chicago
regular black dude: c-town is the shit
actual retard: ya i like chicago
regular black dude: fuck that
c-town by zachattack0428 April 18, 2007