Serial butt toucher

One who goes around town touching random butts for no reason.

"Whatever you do, stay away from Lyle. Word has it that he is a serial butt toucher."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 20, 2010

Touch Tips

The act of two grown men pulling out their dicks and touching the tips of their dicks together. Usually performed in small groups when the individuals are very excited about something mutual.

Hey Bill, we won the project, we should Touch Tips to celebrate!

by Gobber May 28, 2012

touchaphobe

A person who has a fear of being touched by/touching other people.

You want a hug?
No way, I'm a touchaphobe!

by Joflex June 30, 2006

touchpants

a vulgar sensation, much like a piss shudder, but while flaccid.

oh mom, i'm a little touchpants right now. i don't think so.

by baggins November 19, 2005

Touch of the tard

An adjective phrase to describe someone who is stupid, moronic or idiotic.

“Hear about Wayne? He failed Sex Ed , what an idiot!”
“Ya, that boy’s got a wee touch of the tard!”

by Marsh1232 January 21, 2018

A touch of the Beebo's

A Touch of the 'beebo's':
The inability to take a shit in public.

Usually occurs when then person trying to drop the kids off at the pool know that other people will hear.

"Aw man, I can't go with you there, I've been dying all day but the seal just won't crack... I've got a touch of the Beebo's"

by Y-Bob July 14, 2009

nerd toucher

A pejorative term for an entitled tech worker, used to highlight both the nerdy/gadget-fetishizing and pompous aspects of the individual's character. Especially applicable to tech workers who forget—or are unable—to recognize the big, big world beyond their tiny bubble-lives.

Did you see that guy wearing Google Glass at the hip-hop show? What a fuckin' nerd toucher.

I love driving down to San Jose, but go to the wrong bar and you find yourself mobbed by startup bros pitching their worthless products at each other. Fuckin' nerd touchers.

by Ollle August 20, 2013