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Tool

Wow Dylan is a huge tool a ha ha
by wayment September 1, 2019
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Tool

A word used to describe a guy who thinks hes the coolest and most good looking guy on the planet.They treat girls like there just a number.Some of them are also jocks so there REALLY into sports sometimes its all they care about.They wear sunglasses indoors because they think it makes them attractive when it really just makes them look ridiculous.NEVER compliment them or fall for them because it will just make them more of a tool.Oh and they use the word bro to the point where its just frustrating.
lisa:john dumped me yesterday for that whore jenny!
ana:ugh he is such a TOOL.
by tellinitstraightup August 4, 2011
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tool

The complete tool is ideally a male who often tries too hard. The traditional tool is usually spotted in Tappout attire, accompanied by gelled hair, and a pair of "hata-blockas". The urban tool may be spotted in brands such as Polo, Ralph Lauren, or Nike. The tool is usually accompanied by a ""tool-mate". This is to aid the tool in girl sightings, in places such as meetings,dances,conventions, etc. The common tool can be found at sporting events including golf, basketball, and the occasional ping-pong match. Tools are notorious for stealing whales, lying about their age to seem "more experienced", hitting on girls from cooper city, and using the "locomotive train" style of showering.
-"wow, oliver is such a toolbag."
-"i know! He even tried to get with Ke$ha!"
by iheartkeyclub May 15, 2010
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Tool

n. 1) a person characterized by their overwhelming immaturity and/or idiocy.
"Did you see Mike K's profile picture?"
"Yeah, what a tool."
by The Best Girlfriend Ever October 3, 2009
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Tool

He was talking crazy so i took my tool out and shot him.
by TrenWarr March 31, 2022
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tool

Someone who, in a wanton nature, follows the status quo without question; even if the result of their actions undermine their character (or lack thereof).
The police officer was such a tool, he gave me a ticket for going 36 in a 35. He said, "Breaking the law is breaking the law".
by masterofsleep May 4, 2015
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tool

A human with no definable personality outside of the current cultural trends who came to be through strenuous and repeated attempts to fit in with a particular, and particularly horrible, crowd. They make a mildly annoying impression, if any at all, and are unaware of themselves and their social context. A tool can also be a douche, jackass, or Chet, but not all douches, jackasses, and Chets are tools.
I ran into Mike from high school, and yes, he's still a tool.
by annadoes March 28, 2016
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