silent thunder

The nickname for the unassuming guy in the corner who rarely speaks, but often is the strongest, smartest, richest, and most charming person in the room.

I wish I was a fly on that wall right now; whatever Silent Thunder is saying to that smoking hot girl has her totally enchanted.

by punkrawker March 10, 2015

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thunder thot

Thunder thot is the girl who is the ultimate thot. She will do anything and everything. She is the thot of all thots.

Are you down and out? Here comes Thunder thot to help, make it clap and save the day!

by Trynatellu March 15, 2016

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thunder muffin

An extremely attractive girl. Title for girlfriend.

I can't wait 'till you come to town my sweet thunder muffin.

by Diea the Doodler January 23, 2011

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Thunder Schlong

A penis that makes the "Fap" sound against the testicular sack when doing jumping jacks or just pelvic thrusting.

"What's that sound?"
"Oh, that's Brock."
"Damn! I didn't know he had a thunder schlong!"

by Vagina² October 31, 2009

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Thunder Punch: A drink created by the group Rolling Thunder, red in color and sweet, has been known to cause a variety of side effects mostly ending in lots of sex,
Warning do not attempt to consume Thunder Punch in a glass bottom Tankard, has been known to eat away the cement holding said glass and cause bottom of tankard to drop out. do not spill Thunder Punch on ANYTHING unless it to is red in color for items will become stained blood red forever, search for Society for Creative Anachronism

savored and enjoyed during SCA War. nothing is better than a full tankard of Thunder Punch wile sitting around a Campfire wile watching Half or full naked dancing women to the heart beat of Thunder Drums echoing through the night.

by A Thunder Brother November 28, 2012

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