Thirsty Bird

The act of dunking ones dick into toilet water and pissing in order to avoid making noise.

Jon: So what'd you do when you went for a piss when you were at her place?
Mike: I just did the thirsty bird, works every time.

by Dickt July 22, 2016

Eddie Thirsty

Thirsty si gago boy kambyo kamot pwet hahahahaha

Si Eddie Theeyesiee ay Eddie Thirsty.

by Jake Pogi February 8, 2021

Ghetto thirsty

When your ghetto cooler is empty, and can’t afford to refill it, even tho your thirsty and have to rob a gas station

I’m so ghetto thirsty, I’m gonna punch a bitch in the face and then rob a g-station

by Hmf January 13, 2018

twenty thirsty

when one is eager to have 20s. Either younger going forward or older going backwards.

i feel twenty thirsty when I visit college compuses.

by dorabora October 1, 2014

the thirsty seven

noun, seven sluts sitting on a garbage can thirsty for your seman

holy shit! the thirsty seven!?

by rebel666 November 27, 2011

thirsty plane

A euphemism for "penis", specifically used as sexual inuendo.

Person 1: "Dude, do you see that guy over there? I'd schlorp his thirsty plane."
Person 2: "For real, he's irresistible."

by SexyBeefStroganoff March 15, 2022

thirsty jack

A red Chevy Bolt. A car that has neither gasoline drink, nor sexual companionship.

He went to the dealership and bought himself a thirsty jack.

by Zepher Man Boy January 10, 2019