A phrase used to describe an individual with extremely low intelligence. A generally unintelligent person may simply be described as 'thick', however the term 'thick as shit' describes someone who is so dumb that it may be considered reasonable to question if they're mentally retarded. Such people's intelligence is often so low that persons of normal intellect may find it incomprehensible how they can be so stupid.
Someone may be considered/accused of being 'thick as shit' for several reasons, mainly for thinking and acting in ways which most people would obviously recognise as wrong/stupid/flawed/absurd. Unlike people of higher intellect, such people will be unable to realise how hopelessly dumb they really are even after it has been clearly shown to them. These people are unable to understand simple logic and have very poor communication skills.
The term is typically used informally and is commonly used as an insult intended to cause offence.
Someone may be considered/accused of being 'thick as shit' for several reasons, mainly for thinking and acting in ways which most people would obviously recognise as wrong/stupid/flawed/absurd. Unlike people of higher intellect, such people will be unable to realise how hopelessly dumb they really are even after it has been clearly shown to them. These people are unable to understand simple logic and have very poor communication skills.
The term is typically used informally and is commonly used as an insult intended to cause offence.
"He must be thick as shit if he thinks the moon's made of cheese"
"Ha Ha, you're thick as shit!"
"I know someone who ate cyanide because he's thick as shit"
"That person is obviously thick as shit"
"Ha Ha, you're thick as shit!"
"I know someone who ate cyanide because he's thick as shit"
"That person is obviously thick as shit"
by dictionaryman2007 September 11, 2007
Get the thick as shitmug. 
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by Abacado June 9, 2018
Get the Thick daddymug. A girl who's not too skinny and not too fat. Identified by extra junk in the trunk and typically a good sized rack.
by kweez December 21, 2008
Get the Thick Chickmug. thighs that are not fat, yet have great size. allowing one to not break a chick during sex. thighs that don't usually jiggle, but a lil jiggling ain't gonna do anybody no harm.
by goat fucker April 29, 2004
Get the thick thighsmug. by Mksaintsfan May 12, 2018
Get the Timmy Thickmug. Another word for diarrhea.
by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016
Get the Thick pissmug.