(verb) To arrive absurdly early to an MMA event (especially UFC), often alone, solely to watch the very first prelim fight like it's the main event. Done out of pure love for the sport, unshakable loyalty to regional fighters, or just extreme main-character energy. Bonus points if you sit front row like a king while the arena is still echoing with cleaning staff.
“Yo where’s Nick?”
“Bro’s already in his seat watching two guys from Kazakhstan and Guam throw hands. Man’s straight up Theo Voning it tonight.”
“I was gonna pull up after the walkouts, but my girl’s cousin is fighting on UFC Fight Pass, so I’m gonna Theo Von this one.”
“Bro’s already in his seat watching two guys from Kazakhstan and Guam throw hands. Man’s straight up Theo Voning it tonight.”
“I was gonna pull up after the walkouts, but my girl’s cousin is fighting on UFC Fight Pass, so I’m gonna Theo Von this one.”
by TheDJPerks July 19, 2025
Get the Theo Vonmug. by HAHAHAHAHHHAHAH August 7, 2023
Get the Theomug. 1. When either one person or a multitude of people mount another individual (the "Theo") either for pleasure or out of necessity without notice.
2. When one or any number of people force another to support them either physically, financially or otherwise.
2. When one or any number of people force another to support them either physically, financially or otherwise.
Do you see that girl over there? She got totally theo-surfed at that party last weekend" or "Dude i dated that theo-surfer for a year before i kicked that bitch out.
by hOLarious August 2, 2011
Get the Theo-Surfmug. A natural wild Theo is an absolute fuckwit, but once you get to know him you will hate him even more.
by Cammy boi1234 March 29, 2022
Get the Theomug. by Realgeeza November 22, 2021
Get the Theo Howellmug. 
Normal person: Hey dude wanna grab some food?
Theo : Actually I'm a they/them.
Normal person: Well they can go fuck them selves.
Theo : Actually I'm a they/them.
Normal person: Well they can go fuck them selves.
by Autumn hopp November 14, 2021
Get the Theomug.