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Mosquito Ton (Mst)

1Mst = .08063g

The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)

In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.

This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.
Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)

The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst

The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst
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mosquito

a useless bug, spreading malaria and irritating wounds on the body
they buzz annoyingly when you're trying to sleep
i'm trying to kill this mosquito for 20 minutes straight, i can't sleep :(
by botermossel September 15, 2020
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mosquitos

1. aye, whats that sound
2. which sound?
1. this squeeking high sound
2. oh thats a flying asshole
1. ohhhh mosquitos
by ruffy123 March 28, 2022
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Mosquito pillow

A mosquito that has been pillowifed and used as decoration in "mad people"homes across the world
Your a fucking mosquito pillow 😀
by IKEA IS LIFE March 9, 2024
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mosquito booty

A girl that has such a small ass, she can only take a skinny dick in her anal canal.
Silk has a mosquito booty; her backside is so flat that her ass can only get pounded by a blade of grass.
by Allenrayall December 4, 2015
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Mosquito Account

A social media account that gains fame not through the use of their own creativity or wit, but by gathering substance using the content of other creators, usually smaller then their own, to gain a larger following. The intent is to seem like they have a purpose, and are not just on their bed waiting for the next installment of My Chemical Depression.
"Hey, this instagram account is so talented, look at all their art styles"

"Jaminson, They're a mosquito account, please unfollow them and not be cringe anymore"
by Drywall Reviewer July 8, 2022
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Mosquito Hairy Masturbation

A mosquito with very hairy private parts wanks to pictures of mosquito boobies.
Mhm Gurl. = Mosquito Hairy Masturbation | Growing Unlimited Red Lust
by juddily November 24, 2024
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