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Knife hands

Hands that are knives
My friend once called 911 because he looked down and his hands were knife hands, he couldnt put the knives down because they were his hands. He said he couldnt pet his cat and he didnt want to be a chef all his life chop chop chop nu-uh chop that. The acid was really tripping him it turned out his fingers came back and Sharon said shes not an angel but thats what an angel would say. My friend really loves his hands
by MustardMeeee October 6, 2019
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Fucking Knife

A person who is fucking dumb as all hell and don’t know what there doing with there life- also could be called a dickwad or a wad of dick
Shane: Wow John, your a fucking knife
John: yeah I know
by Thee Fucking Knife September 24, 2018
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bowie knife

A knife that has a size from large to Triple XL. There's no such thing as a medium or small Bowie knife as the knives are very large almost the size of machetes typically used by serial killers like Michael Myers or by Western Cowboys.
Guy: I pulled out a Bowie knife and gutted a deer that I shot.
by Big Ol' Rollin' Nolan! December 31, 2016
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survival knife

Doesn't matter how big or how small, I always carry a survival knife with me!
by Chaz2015 November 10, 2015
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Love-Knife

To love someone so much that you want to make a dress out of their skin.
Some one who has gone all Love-Knife would say: "I love you, I NEED you. I WANT TO MAKE A DRESS OUT OF YOUR SKIN!"
by bacongrubber July 13, 2012
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Knife War

A homesexual term when a man slaps his penis onto another mans penis.
Gay Mw2 Guy: Want to have a Knife War?

Regular Mw2 Guy: Hell no! I'm not gay...
by TheMw2Hater October 7, 2010
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Do Knife

Yo lets do knife
by Highlive February 11, 2022
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