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Turd knife
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The
long
knife
that one uses to cut up with their turds in order for them to be flushed down the
toilet
.
I have to
poop
has anyone
seen
my turd
knife
?
Turd knife
by
Intmd8er
March 30, 2015
Get the
Turd knife
mug.