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Jason

Jason the latin word for big penis and spoon
I have such a big jason!
by Stabacus69 October 17, 2019
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Jason

“That guys a total jason”
by Hugh O’Niel March 23, 2023
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Jason

a term used for fat ugly and unattractive people, they tend to try to be funny but in reality they are stuck in 2017 doing outdated things to gain “Attention
by daddypauldrake July 18, 2022
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Jason

Jason Zong is a sensitive asshole who pretends he doesn't care but, in reality, he cares so much he cries himself to sleep. Jason spends most of his time playing games and critiquing your English skills, but he actually sucks at spelling but he likes to tell himself otherwise. He is a caring boyfriend and buys you unnecessary shit even when you beg him not to buy it. Jason thinks he isn't hot, but like...goddamn. But sometimes I wanna beat that boy, but it's okay I still love him...most of the time. Jason gets jealous of the smallest things, and he takes any chance he can get to look at you. Jason's send at least 3 apology paragraphs when he thinks he is being remotely irritating, he apologises over the dumbest shit. Overall Jason is cool.
JASONNNNN, get off of phantom forces and hang out with meeee. Argh he is SUCH a Jason, hate that guy
by Waifuackermanz November 14, 2022
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Jason

Jasons. Gay man that has the smallest dick ever. Nearly non-existent. Jasons like to watch hentai and porn and bikes during class. All Jasons have many prostitutes and their parents are usually pimps. Likes to look at abs of men and under skirts of women. Lowkey retarded.
Look at that! Jason's watching gay porn on the family computer again!
by garfield6969 November 2, 2021
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Jason

Loves Ethan more.
Jason loves Ethan more.
by Apathyo7 December 9, 2021
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Jason

is gay.
by gay_boi_peen July 14, 2021
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