A man with a massive penis and access to all the women he could ever ask for. Due to his massive shlong the world inconveniences him in every way possible but that is not enough to stop him. With his broad lance and incredible stamina he claims the flower of many and builds a harem of sexually dependent women.
by FactSpeaker69420 March 28, 2021
Get the Curtismug. This expression simply means that you are "such a good kisser"
It could also be used to describe tentacles on an octopus.;
It could also be used to describe tentacles on an octopus.;
by TheYoungestDaggerDick December 23, 2022
Get the Logan Curtismug. Curtis is the name you give your 3rd accidental child. it also sounds interesting with a French accent
by Donaldduckaronnie September 3, 2018
Get the curtismug. The absolute most unhinged person in the world. However, while he cannot go two minutes without saying something foul, he is loyal as fuck.
Curtis touches himself to my little pony porn.
by D3M0NCH1LD May 12, 2025
Get the Curtismug. This boy is the best boyfriend in the entire universe. He is so sexy but sometimes he stinks really bad. A really good basketball player like Lebron James. Averagely smart but he knows how to do the math when tipping so it makes up for it. He is really ghetto and thinks he is from the hood. He loves Nyla so so so so much and will kill anybody that likes her. If you ever meet a Curtis run the opposite way because you will probably fall in love with him.
by zeavranalyn February 17, 2022
Get the Curtis Huggermug. A fat boi who always breaks and dislocates his knee and sometimes his shin and every once in awhile he dislocated his shoulder because he is a fat bitch.
by Mrs steal your dad's cookies March 11, 2019
Get the Curtis Bradleymug. by Mosu! September 25, 2021
Get the Curtismug.